A hot rumour has today reached the offices of freebingohunter.com! Through my network of fox contacts (many of whom rummage in my bins at night) I have heard that the parentage of the nations biggest bingo fox maybe about to be confirmed. Speculation is rife among foxes, and also a few badgers and squirrles, that there will be an announcement in the next couple of days confirming the biggest story in British Bingo this year: Basil Brush could be the father of Foxy! We caught up with Basil Brush on set at his latest project at Pinewood Studios "An audience with: Basil Brush" and were able to put the allegations to him. Unfortunately Basil would only respond to our questions with "Boom Booms!". 
Foxy is known to be a very private fox when he is not promoting his hugely succesfull online bingo site in public and has previously declined to answer any questions about who his father is. However, it is unlikely that Foxy will be able to "Brush" these latest rumours off with his usual cunning bravado. We are awaiting confirmation as to whether foxy will allow us to interview him concerning the allegations. In the meantime a spokeswoman for Foxy Bingo would on only say: "Join and Play today at and get a 100% deposit bonus"


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Comments:
Nah! are you kidding--everyone knows that foxy's real dad is Mr Fox from Roald Dahls fantastic Mr Fox
Left by woodgreen on Wed Nov 26 21:40:56 UTC 2008
Looks more like Foxy's evil uncle! BOOM BOOM!
Left by cookiedee on Wed Nov 26 15:22:29 UTC 2008
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