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k88lvin
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Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us.
One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a 20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the 20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note, calls the guy over and licks the 50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds! 
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23/04/2010 13:04:43
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carrot10
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lol good one
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23/04/2010 15:14:10
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ironqueen
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Brilliant joke 
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23/04/2010 19:04:46
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m33h4n
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lol
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23/04/2010 21:02:54
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paula250481
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lol
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23/04/2010 21:44:45
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illumin8
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lol 
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23/04/2010 22:28:14
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celticfan
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anything
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24/04/2010 00:06:05
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xStevex
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lol
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24/04/2010 05:57:29
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estracyte
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24/04/2010 09:03:18
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jennyj
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lol
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24/04/2010 17:28:09
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luckyday
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lol
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24/04/2010 19:18:27
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silverpalm
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25/04/2010 00:07:29
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monkeyjo
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lol
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29/05/2010 11:44:08
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gaztheman
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lol
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29/05/2010 17:45:01
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eagertowin
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pmsl like it
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