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xStevex
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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
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12/03/2010 08:40:10
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xStevex
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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
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12/03/2010 08:40:45
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xStevex
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Why do brides wear white?
To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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12/03/2010 08:41:22
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xStevex
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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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14/03/2010 09:09:05
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xStevex
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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring
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14/03/2010 09:10:03
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xStevex
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
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14/03/2010 09:10:33
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xStevex
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It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
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14/03/2010 12:26:37
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mono111
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lol
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14/03/2010 12:27:29
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mono111
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lmao
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15/03/2010 07:04:15
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xStevex
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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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15/03/2010 07:04:54
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xStevex
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
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15/03/2010 07:05:41
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xStevex
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take.....
the husband gives and the wife takes.
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16/03/2010 08:21:59
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xStevex
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.....either the car is new or the wife.
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16/03/2010 08:22:27
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xStevex
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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16/03/2010 08:23:11
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xStevex
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months..... I don't like to interrupt her.
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