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Joined: 16/02/2010 13:54:24
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
pkj666


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Joined: 05/02/2010 21:32:43
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the only thing more expensive than my wedding was the bloody divorce lol
Posie53


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Joined: 21/02/2010 13:45:04
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marriage licence is the only one you cant renew lol
Della83


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Joined: 07/03/2010 22:28:19
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
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gotta lv a gud wedding joke lol
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Joined: 06/03/2010 12:18:16
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lol
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Joined: 19/02/2010 19:16:33
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Every one a diamond
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

 
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