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xStevex
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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06/03/2010 18:58:19
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xStevex
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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06/03/2010 18:59:09
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xStevex
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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07/03/2010 15:58:06
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pkj666
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the only thing more expensive than my wedding was the bloody divorce lol
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07/03/2010 17:07:36
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Posie53
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marriage licence is the only one you cant renew lol
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07/03/2010 23:12:37
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Della83
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. 
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
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08/03/2010 15:03:13
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pkj666
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gotta lv a gud wedding joke lol
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08/03/2010 19:03:54
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xStevex
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
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08/03/2010 19:04:24
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xStevex
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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08/03/2010 19:04:50
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xStevex
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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09/03/2010 18:14:07
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KinkyxBoots
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lol
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09/03/2010 19:16:39
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annnaomi
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Every one a diamond
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10/03/2010 19:23:22
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xStevex
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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10/03/2010 19:24:32
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xStevex
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
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11/03/2010 10:04:05
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xStevex
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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
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