Messages posted by: 5stars

They say the old ones are the best but it's not always true

Honeypie, you should have started your own thread, nearly missed your jokes.

Difficult to wrap though

Uganda

I have a really good lawyer -
When I broke a mirror last week, he said that instead of 7 years bad luck, he could probably get it knocked down to 5.

Did you know that swine flu can live on a toilet seat for 12 hours???

That´s 6 more than Elvis

I tripped on an escalator today.

It took me 22 minutes to fall down the flipping stairs.